This is the funniest movie review I’ve read this month. True story. On IMDB.
"I saw this for free and I felt like I was robbed. 27 November 2010 | by slatromhsiloof (United States) – See all my reviews
I would not even use this movie to punish a small child who won’t behave. It would be cruel and unusual punishment to make anyone sit through this. If your time is worth nothing and you are deaf dumb and blind you might be able to sit through this without suffering intestinal cramps. I seriously doubt it though. I was in the can for two hours after watching just 20 minutes of this waste of celluloid. This movie isn’t worth the ink used to write the idea on the napkin which was the screenplay. The only reason anyone would give this aborted fetus of a movie more than one star is because they feel sorry for the hot brunette girl who’s career this waste of time has surely ruined. The world would be a better place if the camera would have caught fire with VHS tape still inside. If the editor would have done his job correctly, this thing would have been destroyed along with the garage it was filmed in just to be sure it wouldn’t spread like smallpox on an Indian blanket.”
Bwah ha ha! A beautiful piece of online writing, no? Comments ranged from “What is this?” to “It’s dead funny - face palm!”
In a nutshell, Woke Up Dead was a 24 webisode series available online initially and eventually cut into a feature length movie… I can appreciate the humour in it.